U are my mother's milk


Do u ever jus stare at someones eyes and think 'holy nutsack, u are my life!!!!!!!' This bl<3g is for all the misunderstood couples out there cuz we have such hard lives omg!!! Life gives us lemonz, we make love! <3 <3 <3 :) ;)

Ask me the Nasty

tumblrbot said: WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?

I say men things to my microwaves

OMG I WAS SO SAD WHEN I FOUND OUT THIS MOVIE WAS ACTUALLY BASED ON REAL LIFE BECUZ NOW LEYON ARDO DICKAPRIO IS DROWND!

I used to think that we were forever ever - Mark Twain
 
baha stupid toilet

baha stupid toilet

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i could just suck that

i could just suck that

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Books make me horny

Books make me horny

true love

true love

hotcouplesmakinglove:

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really tho thats weird how do they have so many arms isnt that illeagle 

hotcouplesmakinglove:

making love

really tho thats weird how do they have so many arms isnt that illeagle 

hotcouplesmakinglove:

hot couples

I wish I could be this luck 

hotcouplesmakinglove:

hot couples

I wish I could be this luck 

If you got it, you gotta flont it.
— Alber Einstein